Smile...

Say Cheese!!!

Papa K

We love you Papa K.

Save the neck for me Clark.

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...

Buddies

"Now you two fold your arms and be quiet!!!" ..... yeah right snicker giggle snicker.....

DJ at the ZOO

DJ and Dad hanging out at the Zoo.

Goo's Bird World

18 Errrrr.... 17 Chuckers waiting to be released (shot). Someone say, "pull"!!!!

Oh the smell. Can't you smell that smell.

Count It!

The kill shot. Goo scored 3 out of 10 shots in his last game. He has really figured it out in the last few games scoring close to 10 goals so far this year.

First Convert in My Family

A PDF of a Patriarchal Blessing of my family's first convert to the Church. The church does not have the original so I'm on the hunt to find out who has it.

Ma and Pa

My betterhalf and I were called to be a Ma and Pa with our Stake trek this year. I plan on going as an indian "convert" so I can wear my buffalo briefs. K.P. offered me his wool undies so I could really play up the part. I already have an itch....

"Very Agreeable and Efficient Tonic"

The Allsopp boys were being accused of having "bitter" ale. Below is an advertisement they put in the paper with several "important" individuals vouching for their beer. Kind of funny. Kind of long too.

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/issue_pdf/advertising_pdf/s1-16/20.pdf